Weekend Recap Bitches

Holy shit...what can I say about this weekend... Friday night, the weeding was off the chain, brah! Mitch and I shared a few too many shots of whiskey, my new friends Brody and Clown Pussy shared way too many Guiness and weird shots...Apparently there are pictures of me all over the place dancing. I did Dance with Adam's Grandma to baby got back. She got moves! Bonnie and Adam looked great and we all had a good time. Hands down, great fucking time... Sat.......played golf with the old man. He kicked my ass as always but I will beat him once. I will make him my bitch. Sunday was Kim's mom's wake. Total fucking bum out. I feel so bad. I got your back though. I then had Thai food with Noura at Chris Pham's place. He gave me the greatest present ever. There is an Indian store next door to the resturant and he jacked some kids sing along poster. the kind slook like little indian gangstas. I need to take a picture of this monstrosity and show everyone! I will start posting stories soon and you fools better start reading and posting. Blogging is kinda gay...