Life aint shit but bitches and ...

Its been a while and I was on a roll there for a while. I am on the bus right now, buzzed as fuck because 2 shots of jameson and 4 guniess in 30 mins does a body good. Let's do a little recap... So sat, I neglected to say I hung with sarah middletown on her bday at her pool party. There was a crew of bitches and me and danny ginger brought the cock and smores...for real. This week has been insane- side not, some creep on the bus just rubbed the back of his ear and smelled it to see if he had ear cheese..CREEP..Anyways. I had the day off yesterday and played golf with the old man. He fucked me up as usual and I went to costco with noura. That place is a breeding ground for motherfuckers who can't walk. I did pick up a basketball and I am ready to make it rain on all you motherfuckers. Friday I got the roller derby boxing match, sat is less then jake, westbound train (fuck goldfinger) and sunday is golf I think. Get some stank on ur hanglow....