Friday, June 20, 2008

In the begining.....

Over the last few years, the amount of things that have happened to me/I have been a part of have been unbelievable. Now, most of you who are going to read this are going to think I am full of shit, BUT, rest assured that every story I tell is true and the same should go for you. The only thing I will not tolerate is spam ads and lies... I am sure that in the beginning most of you know me or know of the legend that is Bean so you know the brain mouth filter does not exist and you know the shit i am capable of getting into. I say things that most people find offensive, tasteless, crude and heartless. Oh well, if you do not like what I write, read a different blog. That is the beauty of the first amendment and I am sure Oprah or Martha Stewart has one (she did coin the term intro-rectal-gestion). I am getting used the this phenomenon that is blogging and how to set it up so everyone can post stories. I may do it by category (mistakes, regrets, drunken nights, how I almost killed myself, stupid shit I have done...) since I am sure we all have one that fits each category! I am also open to suggestions too. Holla atch boy to get it all done up right. I have many boring hours sitting on the bus commuting and most of my best ideas/angry moments come from that experience. Expect to have your faces melted and organs ruptured with both laughter and offensiveness....

Love,
Bean

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